My husband is a funny man. So much so that I have thought about starting the Twitter hash tag #funnythingsmyhusbandsays to share his one-liners with the rest of the world.

Here’s an example:

My 6’2″ husband gives me (5’4″) a hug and says, “Did you stand on your head?”

Me: Yes. I did a headstand today at yoga. Why do you ask?

Him: Your hair smells like floor.

Me: (Laughing) Does it smell like…rubber?

Him: Yes!

Me: Yeah, that’s from the yoga mat.

I would Tweet this as: Your hair smells like floor. #funnythingsmyhusbandsays

For more hilarity, follow me on Twitter @JessicaMcKeown